Anonymous
You get home from a long day at work and turn on the TV. It’s been a long week, so you think to yourself- maybe i’ll take the family to a movie on Saturday. Maybe we’ll even go on a vacation soon! We could visit museums and go to plays and see all sorts of fun attractions.
When you turned the TV on, nothing happened. There are no actors to entertain you.
When you went to the movie theater, nothing was showing. There were no advertisements to tell you that anything was showing, so you went to the theater to find out. Nothing playing. There is no one to film and create movies for you. Well at least your vacation will be fun, right? Not like there will be any plays to see and there won’t be anything in the art museums.
Well at least you have the shack you are living in that you made out of cardboard and sheets.
Not like you could find an architect to build you a house with all the money you’re making as an engineer.bless.
preach.
Ha!
These majors makes our life entertaining.
I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That’s my dream; that’s my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor… and surviving.
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| — | Kurtz, apocalypse now (via dandle) |
New ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Images
‘The Dark Knight Rises’ graces the cover of this week’s Entertainment Weekly and to go along with that there’s a handful of new ‘Dark Knight Rises’ images.There’s not a ton of new information delivered from these images, although there is a new image of Joseph Gordon Levitt, who still strikes me as much to prominent an actor to simply be playing a random police officer. It’s also interesting seeing Lucius and Bruce Wayne being surprisingly friendly since ‘The Dark Knight’ ended with them basically severing their working relationship. Fox Warner Bros. is so tight with the ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ promotional materials, anything new gets my attention.
‘The Dark Knight Rises’ opens July 20th.
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain… Time to die.
Philosopher’s Minimalism by Genís Carreras
Prints available at society6. Entitled “Philographics”, these minimalist geometric shapes represent various philosophical doctrines like existentialism, empiricism, nihilism, and solipsism. Several more can be seen on Carreras’ website, but spoiler alert: there appears to be no mention of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, which is just as much a code of ethics as it is a religious experience.
(via: io9)
